Knock, knock!! Who's there? It's me frog.......
Q. How many frogs would fit in your glass of water?A. Toadily too many.
Q. Why did the frog make so many mistakes?A. It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Q. What do frogs play at recess?A. Jumping jacks and leapfrog.
Q. What is a frog's favorite snack?A. Cheese and croakers.
Q. Why are frogs good at baseball?A. Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Q. What is a frog's favorite cheer?A. Hop-hop-hooray!
Q. Why couldn't the snake talk?A. He had a frog in his throat.
Q. What do frog's say after telling a joke?A. Git-it git-it!